FYI, to experience the glory of my manhood Dont wear flip flops and jeans and little makeup to our first date (there are occasions when that attire is appropriate but a first date isnt one of them) Don't ask accusatory questions about my prior relationships/dating Have a toned and athletic body if your profile says "Toned and Athletic" Dont get a dissapointed and heartbroken look on your face if I just kiss your cheek after buying you dinner and offering sparkling conversation even though I knew from the first sight, we werent boning...ever. Thank you.

omg, thank you for this. so much I must learn. so, a lot of makeup?

Unless you show up naked, yes.

can't wait to meet internet high quality mens!

well, then maybe you could jerk me off

FYI to experience the glory of womanhood Stop meeting chicks online.

hey babe u free later

lol

*logs off* now what?

go to a public place we like hanging out in public with other women.

but thats where i met you, just now, so what are you saying?

that there is a x% chance I'm a guy with a tiny peen

if i say athletic and toned, and i am a sumo wrestler, is that ok???

put on some fuckin makeup

but being x pounds is ok right? cause im an athlete.

dream on fruitcake nois gonna date you, much less bone you

Oh, she was ready. I denied her dream.

going out with your mom doesn't count

Dont talk about my mama.

why? cuz she's as fugly as you?

*talks like Moe to Bart: Allright you little weasel, Im gonna find you and gut you and then display your innards in the window*

get real, pussy you're pathetic

get real, pussy you're pathetic

you're a fucking loony the only thing you've burned lately is the joint that got you so high as to dream up this shit. My definition of pussy is YOU. Anytime, anyplace ... loser

i'll pass.

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